~Some Question of the day~

Q: What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?
A: Long time no sea.

Q:How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?
A:You can hear their brooms tick!

~Some Jokes of the day~

1)
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination.
He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep.
As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on one of the city's major jogging routes.
No sooner had he settled back to snooze when there came a knocking on his window.
He looked out and saw a jogger running in place. "Yes?"
"Excuse me, sir," the jogger said, "do you have the time?"
The man looked at the car clock and answered, "8:15".
The jogger said thanks and left.
The man settled back again, and was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window and another jogger.
"Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?"
"8:25!"
The jogger said thanks and left.
Now the man could see other joggers passing by and he knew it was only a matter of time before another one disturbed him.
To avoid the problem, he got out a pen and paper and put a sign in his window saying, "I do not know the time!"
Once again he settled back to sleep.
He was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window. "Sir, sir? It's 8:45!."

2)
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: It's $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

3)
A husband and wife entered the dentist's office.
The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."
The husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

Haha...

Yesterday went for my dad's colleague..

Enjoy the indian food..

And its my 1st time attending a indian-christian wedding..

Its nice..

^^

Yesterday went to uncle chong seng house and play frisbee with chye leng..

Nice..hehe..

Than went for dinner with their family and wif my kai pa too..

=)

Bake a cake for myself today..

Forgot to take a pic of it..

T.T

But its nice..

hehe..

~Happy Birthday to myself~

(getting old le..)

~Till than~

~TaTa~

~^^~

Too bored of doing the same routine at home..

So i ask my mom to teach me cross-stitching...

So my mom ask me what pic do i want to stitch..

and i choose this..

My mom ask me of all the framed stitches..(which i had at home)

Y do i need to choose the one which they do not have the sketch of the pic..

I ask her y dont she have it and she said that they bought this from the shop..

and it is already framed when they bought it..

Than i ask her whether could i change the colour..

*since i love blue so much*

She said its mine stitching so i could change the colour..

So i decided to change the pink gown into a blue one..

*The pink part into blue*

wahaha..

She said b4 i start to stitch it i've got to sketch it out..

So i use my com to sketch it out..

Than this thing happend to me at this time..

When i was about to sent it to my dad so he could help me print it out..

My com suddenly went corrupted..

T.T

Why do u have to do this to me!!! COM!!!!!
Haiz..

So at the moment i could only sew till here only..

T.T

Anyway i hope that i could do it finish by the end of this month..

(at 1st i was hopping that i could finish it b4 my b'day..so it can be my b'day present..

than this thing happend so guess it wont happend..)

Haiz...

=*(