黑Girl - 纪念品

为你抄笔记 为你织围巾

你夸我细心 靠窗的位置

奶茶要少冰 我帮你留意

专属的雨衣 晚安的简讯

是你的贴心 一直以为

永恒的爱 就是你

怎麼最近你 对我很安静

却对她细心 不再有卡片

没离线讯息 冷漠得彻底

有人说长大 爱就会变形

只剩下回忆 直到那天

你的缺席 才相信

原来你的心有空隙 她才能轻易地占据

我没本领 我不争气

假装不在意

原来我的心有空隙 还留著有你的记忆

Woo``

眼泪是我 爱情的纪念品

怎麼最近你 对我很安静

却对她细心 不再有卡片

没离线讯息 冷漠得彻底

有人说长大 爱就会变形

只剩下回忆 直到那天

你的缺席 才相信

原来你的心有空隙 她才能轻易地占据

我没本领 我不争气

假装不在意

原来我的心有空隙 还留著有你的记忆

Woo``

眼泪是我 爱情的纪念品

原来你的心有空隙 她才能轻易地占据

我没本领 我不争气

假装不在意

原来我的心有空隙 还留著有你的记忆
Woo``

眼泪是我 爱情的纪念品

~EnD~

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?



Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant.
No ham in the hamburger,
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England.
French fries were not invented in France.


We sometimes take English for granted.
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly.
Boxing rings are square.
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.


If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth,
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.


If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a playYet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and Drive on parkways?


You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!


English was invented by people, not computers.
And it reflects the creativity of the human race(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch,
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.

^^